This week’s competition winner is Synthetikal. Those pills will be shipped out tomorrow, the day of my first of three final exams.

Last week’s winner also never got in touch, so I still have one more pack to give away. It’s almost like you guys don’t want free stuff…

The second winner of my Hypnotic Pills Giveaway is R3nzer. I’ve sent you an email, so either reply to that or comment here. You have until next Saturday to claim them.

Still got one more pack to give away, but I’ve got some other stuff to give away soon as well, so stay tuned for more freebies. Also, my dissertation deadline is next week, so that’s kept me pretty busy lately. Once that’s handed in and I’ve got some free time, I’ll post something a bit meatier

Competition Winner

The first of three packs of Hypnotic Pills goes to Paracaine! Although that’s not your real name, you should know who you are. Actually, I emailed you yesterday, but no response. Perhaps the phases “randomly selected“, “winner” and “legal pills” tripped some sort of spam filter? Who knows! Anyway, Paracaine, can you drop me an email or comment on this post when you see this? You’ve got until next Saturday to get in touch…

Here’s some good news. Thanks to the endless badgering of a few Americans, I’ve decided to open the competition up worldwide! Yes, that’s right, the remaining two packs of pills can be won by anyone! All you need to do is subscribe to this blog by email to be in with a chance to win.

New Products

Over the past week, we’ve added a couple of new products to the site:

• Snoberry – the younger, hotter, strawberry-flavoured sister of Snow Blow herbal snuff
• Hummer 4 Pills – Turns out we had the old 3 pill pack on the site and the manufacturers changed them to 2 and 4 pill packs. I thought I was going crazy when I couldn’t find a 3 pill pack that someone had ordered, but now both the 4 and 2 pill packs are on the site.
• Hypnotic Pills – Yes, that’s right, you can now by the 4 pill pack and 2 pill pack if you can’t wait to win them!

The Best Thing On The Internet

I think Sam Harris may have been wrong about religion keeping drugs illegal. These evangelical Christians appear to be totally battered:

(Drum & bass added for emphasis)

Luckily for you guys, I’ve happened across a few sample packs of these new legal pills. They’re called Hypnotic and are made by LightYears, the same people that brought you Diablo, Hummer, MeO, Activate, Elevate, etc. Here’s what they say on the back:

Ingredients: Guarana, Geranium extract, Poppy seed, Calcium, Magnesium and tableting aids.
Dosage: Take 2 tablets with water or fruit juice. If under 60kg take only 1 tablet.
Warning: Do not take more than 2 tablets within 24 hours. Effects may last for up to 12 hours. Do not take if pregnant, lactating, suffer from mental illness or high blood pressure. Don’t mix with other drugs or medicines, keep hydrated and party responsibly.

And here’s what they say on the inside:

Where relaxation and exhilaration meet.
Sit back and let yourself be taken away by the warm buzz that is Hypnotic. Whether you’re planning down time or party time it’ll give you that extra spark that’ll truly enhance your mood. Experience relaxation you can melt into, mixed with excitement that’ll lift you.
Hypnotic will take you to a place you won’t want to leave.

So why is it lucky for you guys? Well, I thought I’d spread the wealth a bit and give some away.

How can you win some?

Are you:

• From the UK planet Earth?
• Not pregnant, lactating, suffering from mental illness or high blood pressure?
• Computer literate enough to use email?

Then you just might be in with a chance of winning! All you need to do is subscribe to this blog via email. Couldn’t be simpler! For three weeks, I’ll give away one pack a week to someone randomly selected from my list of email subscribers.  So, subscribe sooner rather than later and be in with a bigger chance of winning. Winners each week will be announced at some point over each weekend, starting with the first winner on Sat 19th April.

It would also be super nice if those winners would report back here and write a little review.

Just for you, Sharon:

Here’s a few nice plant pictures taken from Inverewe Gardens on our recent holiday. 
Click on each for a high res version.