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How To Make A Bomb

By John Clarke

No, this post won’t be a detailed guide to clandes­tine hexa­methyl­ene triper­ox­ide diamine man­u­fac­ture, sorry! Instead of ter­ror­ism, today’s post will focus on a great harm reduc­tion tech­nique called bombing (or para­chut­ing for us in the far-less-extreme UK).

The Problem:

You have a bag of a drugs. That bag of drugs can be snorted, or it can be eaten.  Unfor­tu­nately, your nose wasn’t meant for hoover­ing up monster lines of chem­ical. Apart from the phys­ical irrit­a­tion to your del­ic­ate mucous mem­branes, vaso­con­strict­ive drugs like cocaine or mephed­rone will restrict blood­flow in the vessels lining your nose, which could lead to ischaemia, or the damage of tissue as a result of poor blood per­fu­sion. If that wasn’t bad enough, pretty soon, your nose might start pouring with snot or just feel bunged up when the drug wears off, as the blood vessels open back up to com­pensate — your nose isn’t blocked with snot or drugs neces­sar­ily, but by these vessels filling up with blood, which closes off your nos­trils, making it harder to breath.

Suppose at this point, you still have most of your massive bag of drugs left — what do you do? Perhaps the most instinct­ive thing to do is reach for some­thing to unblock your nose, such as a decon­gest­ant spray or some “Vaporub” type stuff, so you can con­tinue your hedon­istic nasally-ori­ent­ated pleas­ure-binge. It might sur­prise you to learn that this won’t help out your sting­ing nos­trils as much as you think. These kind of products work by con­strict­ing those same blood vessels that were con­stric­ted earlier, adding to the ischaemia. If that wasn’t enough, con­tin­ued use of these kinds of products could give you rebound con­ges­tion — as soon as you stop using them, your vessels open back up to com­pensate and before you know it, you’re adding an extra “b” to every word you say ended with a bil­a­bial phone.

That’s just the phys­ical side of things. Snort­ing drugs does get them into your blood faster, sure, but this also makes whatever you’re snort­ing more addict­ive. With our old friend mephed­rone, snort­ing cer­tainly can be fun, but it’s much easier to have “just one more line” another ten times in the same session than if you ate it.

The Solution:

If your bag of drugs also works well when eaten, eat that shit! Obvi­ously no one wants to be chuck­ing fist­fulls of dis­gust­ing powder into their mouths, which is where our friend the bomb comes into play.

Step 1: Get Your Shit Together

You will need:

  • Rizlas (or whatever brand of rolling paper is most pre­val­ent where you’re from)
  • A bag of drugs
  • Some­thing to trans­fer the drugs from the bag to the papers

Step 2: Take A Single Paper

Step 3: Tear Off The Excess

You don’t need much, prob­ably about an inch or so.

Step 4: Transfer Your Drugs To The Paper

Safety first! If your drug of choice requires only a few mili­grams, or you’re gen­er­ally unsure how to eyeball a dose, weigh it out first, then trans­fer it to the paper.

Step 5: Pick Up The Paper

Get the paper to fold nat­ur­ally, as though you’re about to roll the world’s tiniest joint packed with chem­ic­als.

Step 6: Pinch The Paper

Pinch one end of the paper, so you can hold it at an angle and tap the powder into the pinched end.

Step 7: Pinch T'Other Side

Repeat step 6 with the other side, so the powder takes up as little room as pos­sible.

Step 8: Pinch Both Sides

This step should get your little pile of drugs in the centre of your paper. Don’t be afraid to com­press it a little so it stays in place. The last thing you want is stray drugs working them­selves free and onto your taste buds.

Step 9: Begin To Form A Tail

No, don’t actu­ally grow a tail. Just pull together the pinched ends of the paper, so the drugs are at one end and the free bits are together at the other.

Step 10: Form A Tail

Pinch all the excess paper into one clump between your thumb and finger.

Step 11: Complete The Tail

Now roll the tail betwixt your thumb and finger to tighten it. Feel free to lick your fingers first to help it seal, but not too much, or you’ll be left with a wet powdery mess.

Step 12: Marvel At Your Creation

Now it’s time to stick it to the infidel! Erm, I mean, take your drugs safely.

Nice work!

(Pic­tures provided by methuselah969).

5 Responses to How To Make A Bomb

  1. MauiGreenDragon says:




  2. rex mundi says:

    wish i knew how to do this last summer…

    bomb coming apart in your mouth««««««««<

  3. methuselah969 says:

    Hey man, love what you’ve done with the photos, inform­at­ive and funny! great effort fellah

  4. sticky vicky says:

    bombing is just the best would rec­com­mend it to anyone

  5. madmanyh says:

    Nice bit of info would be better though if when u were saying about decon­gest­ants, could have said an easier way to do it. SNIFF !!!!!!

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