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Nutt Sacked Episode III - Revenge Of The Schizoids

By John Clarke

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I just listened to the worst thing I’ve heard so far about the Nutt Sack scandal — BBC Radio 4’s “The Report”, that aired on Thursday. Not only is this as bal­anced as a lone fat guy on a see-saw, but their argu­ments compel you to shout at the com­puter as you listen along. This program was more dam­aging to my mental health than any kind of “skunk” might be. My favour­ite bits are when the reporter asks if he can get high by smelling some can­nabis and when this woman’s son has a “schiz­oid episode” because he robbed his mum’s jew­ellery. Unbe-fucking-liev­able! A BBC Radio pro­du­cer actu­ally got in touch, and encour­aged me to pass the link around (excel­lent mar­ket­ing there by the BBC, and for once I’m not being sar­castic) so here goes: you can listen to it here.

So, let’s have some fun! I’ll be giving away a 5g bag of Mellow Yellow to the best comment on this post decon­struct­ing this program. You can pick your favour­ite bits or you can pick apart the entire thing bit by excru­ci­at­ingly painful bit. Points will be awarded for thor­ough­ness, any ref­er­ences to rel­ev­ant facts and the cut of one’s jib. I’ll pick the best one by Dec 14th..

5 Responses to Nutt Sacked Episode III - Revenge Of The Schizoids

  1. sharon says:

    Woo!! This is one com­pet­i­tion I’m deffo going to enter. I’ll have to finish my work first, but I’ll make sure my decon­struc­tion is in by the 14th. What’s the word limit on com­ments John?

  2. Synchronium says:


    No word limit, I suppose, so long as every word counts!

  3. Synchronium says:

    The dead­line came and went with not a single entry. That means if anyone had respon­ded with “I thought it woz shit because it wozunt very bal­anced”, they’d have won.

    I hope y’all’re (apo­strophe combo +50 points!) kicking yourselves.

  4. Nick says:

    Damn, after I listened to it AGAIN to make sure it was as bad as I thought the first time. My bag is running per­il­ously low too 🙁

  5. Covey says:

    I have a thought, Have you ever looked into Direct Demo­cracy?
    Just saying it out loud makes the powered élite cringe..
    It would take all the power from them and give it to us, the people.
    This is just some of my shared thoughts;

    It seems the greatest reason why we all cannot move forward is the lack of Faith in Ourselves.
    A lot of people think we are incap­able of becom­ing more then what we are.
    Their is a paradigm shift and all of us can feel it.
    We now have access to the greatest Library Mankind has ever had access to before.
    We as an accu­mu­la­tion of spirit are ven­tur­ing outward with our mind like never before.
    We are in the infancy of where each of us have ability to make ourselves more equal then ever before.
    It will be harder to lie and harder to hide it since the same tech­no­logy that per­ceives our law break­ing will also incar­cer­ate The Guards that break them as well.
    Every Child out their will be tapped into this know­ledge base and it will be up to us when enter­tain­ment no longer is enough to sustain us that we will reach out with our minds and find we are all the same.
    We are all equal and we have all been tricked for many years waiting for some Power­ful being none of us can equal that lived with us for a short time to come back and save us, instead of this Great Man with No Super powers making a incred­ible Move­ment Like Gandhi by sac­ri­fi­cing your own life showing ‚Love and Peace is only the way and each was killed and sac­ri­ficed before their job was fin­ished.
    We will learn we can save ourselves we will reach into our own selves ; like we will reach to the fur­thest space in outer exist­ence.
    We are only at the begin­ning but it’s NOW what we do that will mold ourselves and reli­gion has had it’s place and Now Spir­itu­al­ity of ourselves will be found and under­stand­ing of what true harm we put upon each other just by Bad Inten­tion of thought.
    We will even­tu­ally reach for this Freedom and the powers that be might by then have the upper hand if we do not turn ourselves from being Cattle of mind and body to these infin­ites­imal people whom hold power over 95% of the world.
    I would DIE to make that change happen, to give TRUE freedom to my Chil­dren and Their Chil­dren, No war and no con­quest and no cor­rup­tion; Only under­stand­ing and growth.
    We reached for the Moon and we did it, Lets show what poten­tial we truly have when we stop judging one another for dif­fer­ences and instead embrace them.
    I would rather see us all turn the tides ourselves as we want for more then pure enter­tain­ment, instead of waiting for some savior to do what we all could do ourselves through know­ledge and under­stand­ing.
    Their are coun­tries like Switzer­land that has ref­er­en­dums like my Country but the people have more power.
    We have ref­er­en­dums that can be called as well, we just have to reach all the people some how..

    Give this another option an altern­at­ive through a massive forced ref­er­en­dum and vote Pure/​Direct Demo­cracy, they will fight to their dying breath to hold their power so maybe some kind of natural cata­strophe will give us the push but I would rather see ourselves evolve and those of us who want to be informed and vote with the laws should have this option instead of a few voted elected Offi­cials that can be cor­rup­ted by the Gov­ern­ments.
    I know it’s a long time from here now but I see it, One day when we all can look into one anoth­ers souls and know their inten­tion so they cannot fool us with lies.
    We all would have to be Human Lie Detect­ors and then our Politi­cians will be looked at for who has the best Idea instead of Who Can Lie the Best.
    Until then we will just have to make the changes ourselves and Our True Growth will be Stymied and Shrunken in com­par­ison to what we will be when all we want is better for ourselves as a species.

    Bless you and your family my freind,

    Sorry just had to share my thoughts, it’s hard to say all these things in compact com­ments.

    May your year be filled with all your wants and I’ll wish/​pray for all your needs.


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