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Mellow Yellow!

Mellow Yellow IncenseI’m very excited! Coffeesh0p has just brought out its own brand of deli­cious incense — Mellow Yellow!

I’ve never done any­thing like this before, so working out how to “release a product” was an inter­esting exper­i­ence. My first problem was finding some decent bags to put it in. I spent about a million hours searching Google and emailing people trying to find the perfect pack­aging, but everything I came across was unac­cept­able for one reason or another. I even­tu­ally settled for some 3×5″ reseal­able anti­static bags, which do look pretty cool, but are perhaps a little bit big. They’ve also got some nasty printing on the one side, but that’s ingeni­ously covered up by the labels we had printed. To a “pro­fes­sional incense mer­chant”, they may look a little tacky, but most people should be pleased. I’m sure cus­tomers would rather I save a little bit of money on pack­aging and pass the saving along to them.

The incense itself is really light and fluffy, so you do get quite a large volume of it. It’s mainly yellow, hence the name, but with flecks of orange wild dagga flowers, blue lotus petals and purple lav­ender. It burns very evenly and its relaxing effects can last for several hours. This is def­in­itely my favourite incense on the market at the moment — that might sound like bol­locks, but I’m not going to put our name to some­thing ter­rible am I?

I prob­ably won’t give away any on here, but we’ll include a free 1g sample with all orders over £30, while stocks last. :D

5 Responses to Mellow Yellow!

  1. bacon salt says:

    So what’s the active ingredient in this?

  2. Synchronium says:

    JWH-​​018 for now.

    With any luck it will be refor­mu­lated before the ban.

  3. bacon salt says:

    Any indic­a­tion of dose concentration?

  4. Synchronium says:

    ‘Fraid not. It cer­tainly rivals the leading blends though, in terms of strength.

  5. Tom Pasquill says:

    I was won­derin if in your legal high travels you’d come across meth­ad­rone (pos­sibly called mephed­rone?). I tried finding it at the cof­feeshop but to no avail. I was hoping you could give me some information/​thought on the drug
    cheers, tom

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