The first of three packs of Hypnotic Pills goes to Paracaine! Although that’s not your real name, you should know who you are. Actually, I emailed you yesterday, but no response. Perhaps the phases “randomly selected”, “winner” and “legal pills” tripped some sort of spam filter? Who knows! Anyway, Paracaine, can you drop me an email or comment on this post when you see this? You’ve got until next Saturday to get in touch…
Here’s some good news. Thanks to the endless badgering of a few Americans, I’ve decided to open the competition up worldwide! 😮 Yes, that’s right, the remaining two packs of pills can be won by anyone! All you need to do is subscribe to this blog by email to be in with a chance to win.
Over the past week, we’ve added a couple of new products to the site:
- Snoberry — the younger, hotter, strawberry-flavoured sister of Snow Blow herbal snuff
- Hummer 4 Pills — Turns out we had the old 3 pill pack on the site and the manufacturers changed them to 2 and 4 pill packs. I thought I was going crazy when I couldn’t find a 3 pill pack that someone had ordered, but now both the 4 and 2 pill packs are on the site.
- Hypnotic Pills — Yes, that’s right, you can now by the 4 pill pack and 2 pill pack if you can’t wait to win them!
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I think Sam Harris may have been wrong about religion keeping drugs illegal. These evangelical Christians appear to be totally battered:
(Drum & bass added for emphasis).