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Competition Winner, New Products & The Best Thing On The Internet

By John Clarke

Competition Winner

The first of three packs of Hyp­notic Pills goes to Para­caine! Although that’s not your real name, you should know who you are. Actu­ally, I emailed you yes­terday, but no response. Perhaps the phases “ran­domly selected”, “winner” and “legal pills” tripped some sort of spam filter? Who knows! Anyway, Para­caine, can you drop me an email or comment on this post when you see this? You’ve got until next Sat­urday to get in touch…

Here’s some good news. Thanks to the endless badgering of a few Amer­icans, I’ve decided to open the com­pet­i­tion up world­wide! :o Yes, that’s right, the remaining two packs of pills can be won by anyone! All you need to do is sub­scribe to this blog by email to be in with a chance to win.

New Products

SnoberryHummer PillsHypnotic Pills

Over the past week, we’ve added a couple of new products to the site:

  • Sno­berry — the younger, hotter, strawberry-​​flavoured sister of Snow Blow herbal snuff
  • Hummer 4 Pills — Turns out we had the old 3 pill pack on the site and the man­u­fac­turers changed them to 2 and 4 pill packs. I thought I was going crazy when I couldn’t find a 3 pill pack that someone had ordered, but now both the 4 and 2 pill packs are on the site.
  • Hyp­notic Pills — Yes, that’s right, you can now by the 4 pill pack and 2 pill pack if you can’t wait to win them!

The Best Thing On The Internet

I think Sam Harris may have been wrong about reli­gion keeping drugs illegal. These evan­gel­ical Chris­tians appear to be totally battered:

(Drum & bass added for emphasis)

5 Responses to Competition Winner, New Products & The Best Thing On The Internet

  1. Sharon says:

    Oh the ecstasy of our Lord. I want some!!

  2. Paracaine says:

    Hi, I’ve emailed you with my address, have you received my reply? Cheers

  3. Synchronium says:

    You should have them any day now. :)

  4. Andrew says:

    haha, so good.

  5. Alex says:

    Any winners willing to share their thoughts after trying these products?

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