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Coffeesh0p Reshuffle Finished

By John Clarke

It’s been a long couple of weeks. Not only did new images need making for all of my sh0p’s cat­egor­ies, but several import­ant dead­lines are looming just around the corner.

As the title says, I finally fin­ished rec­at­egor­ising all our products. Take a look! I dare say my pho­toshop skillz are improv­ing daily. I’ve basic­ally reor­gan­ised the entheo­gens and legal highs into their own sep­ar­ate cat­egor­ies, so people who want to legally batter them­selves don’t try smoking some dream herb and wonder why they’re not stoned off their arse. Also DIY shamans tend not to like the asso­ci­ation between their sacred plants and other, more suspect “herbs” like Spice. And rightly so, hence the reshuffle. The next big step will be to expand both sec­tions con­sid­er­ably.

For the legal highs section, we should be getting some new big brand smoking mix­tures and maybe some more pills. We’re hoping to expand the entheo­gens section the most though. We’ve got loads of new herbs coming, as well as some extracts of a couple we stock already. Very excit­ing, but a lot of work! Writing descrip­tions and taking mul­tiple pic­tures of everything is prob­ably a more daunt­ing task than rearran­ging the cat­egor­ies in the first place.

I’m still not ready to prop­erly advert­ise on E-Dot. I want to make sure everything’s top notch before I post about Coffeesh0p there.

I’ve also finally rearranged the legal pills by effect rather than by brand. Ini­tially, when I only stocked two or three brands, it made sense, but now we have so many! Someone who’s never encountered legal pills before may be put off by having to chose by brand, and would instead prefer to buy a product based on it’s advert­ised effect. Hope­fully now, we can expand these effect cat­egor­ies indef­in­itely.

What better way to cel­eb­rate all my hard work than a pack of Trip E, a pack of Spice Diamond and a massive free fire­works display!

On a more tech­nical note, the easiest way I found to move all the products around on the site is to first cal­cu­late what the product’s URL should be based on it’s product ID (also in the URL). If the script isn’t at the cal­cu­lated URL, it then for­wards you to it using a 301 (per­man­ent) redir­ect. Hope­fully then the search engines will con­sider the new URLs as the ori­ginal products and not new ones, so they’ll retain their rank­ings. As well as the search engine bene­fits, anyone that clicks an old link from another site to get to yours will be redir­ec­ted to the URL behind the scenes. This way cer­tainly seems more simple than filling your htac­cess file full of redir­ects!

In other news, I’m think­ing of running a com­pet­i­tion here on this blog very soon. I have some things to give away….

One Response to Coffeesh0p Reshuffle Finished

  1. aaron loveday says:

    hi there, i recently received a salvia d cutting and i am enjoy­ing tending and wor­ship­ping her,she is making great pro­gress. I am so glad that you have seper­ated this truly magical herb from the general ‘legal highs’ as i feel that ‘sally’ is in a class of her own (or should i say ,
    ‘a world of her own’ LOL) I have pur­chased much of the extract from you and i would like to say that it is the best that i have had,so thanx for that. I know that the uk gov­ern­ment may get con­fused wot with all the recent hype about the ‘legal highs’ in this country and might put sally in the same catagory so im praying that this wont happen cos she is a unique and special herb. Id just like to say that i hope you con­tinue with this truly great service and i look forward to having contact with you again and long into the future. Thanx loads Aaron X

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