Considering we’ve got the general mental picture of my shabby appearance and questionable choices well and truly established in the mind of any future reader, let me slowly get to the point…

Now, I’m not much for politics, I’m not a zealot of any creed and I’m not much for ranting – hence the reason why I’m not going to boo this article. and why, you ask? ‘cus it makes a f’kin good point.

I’m unsure as to whether you’ve heard all the rumors lately, but as someone who knows a distributor of Salvia in a small godfearing town, no doubt I had some shakes in my boots for a couple of days when I had people telling me that Salvia was banned. A mad thought, no doubt, but something like that quite obviously aint’ worth joking about, even on the sunniest of days. Luckily, it hasn’t been banned. Luckily most for me, ‘cus I’ve never even touched it. Yes, you are reading the words of a Salvia virgin…

Still, I very much intend to, and with a lovely packet on the way through the post, I’m looking forward to loading up my Shisha and sitting down in a dark environment (same as always for me, as a weird-metal producing hermit) and readying myself for whatever comes – All because of one reason, I got all my best ideas in dreams. Seriously, I didn’t write and re-write 35,000 words of short stories and general mumblings from ideas and situations I encountered from when I was fully conscious. I have something to owe to the subconscious, and if that can ever do harm to another man, and if they ever find a reason to ban Salvia, I will cook and then eat my own balls.

Cheers for the advice matey – Korthkor of Y’thkiroth